{"title":"Decals","description":"\u003cp\u003eIndividualize your computer, car, backpack or Trapper Keeper. Crap, I'm dating myself, aren't I? Kids, if you're under 35, ask your parents what a Trapper Keeper was. You know what? Never mind. 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data-end=\"284\"\u003e…it is already entirely too late.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"286\" data-end=\"603\"\u003eStraight from \u003cem data-start=\"300\" data-end=\"352\"\u003eCecil the Combat Wombat: The Warrumbungle Campaign\u003c\/em\u003e, this gloriously dangerous decal features Corporal Binsa Hamal and her infamous squad of uplifted “mongeese” — knife-fighting infiltration specialists with attitude problems, sticky fingers, and a deeply casual relationship with military regulations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"605\" data-end=\"626\"\u003eOfficially, they are:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"627\" data-end=\"743\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"627\" data-end=\"658\"\u003eelite reconnaissance troops\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"678\"\u003estealth experts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"679\" data-end=\"715\"\u003esubterranean warfare specialists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"716\" data-end=\"743\"\u003edecorated 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The vinyl is white and a transparent background isn't possible. The backing paper features a small barcode. Small details closer than 0. 3″ (8 mm) may be cut out as one shape. Due to printing technology, lighter color designs may appear with a grainy pattern. Orders with multiple stickers may be grouped on the same backing sheet. This product is made on demand. 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The vinyl is white and a transparent background isn't possible. The backing paper features a small barcode. Small details closer than 0. 3″ (8 mm) may be cut out as one shape. Due to printing technology, lighter color designs may appear with a grainy pattern. Orders with multiple stickers may be grouped on the same backing sheet. This product is made on demand. 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That biker at the counter? Probably a dwarf. That skater kid in the corner? Gnome. That terrifying woman in yoga pants screaming at the jukebox? 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Small details closer than 0. 3″ (8 mm) may be cut out as one shape. Due to printing technology, lighter color designs may appear with a grainy pattern. Orders with multiple stickers may be grouped on the same backing sheet. This product is made on demand. 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Temporarily liberated for morale purposes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"474\" data-end=\"551\"\u003eAnd if you ask too many questions, suddenly nobody remembers seeing anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"553\" data-end=\"839\"\u003eRendered in gritty military style with maximum barracks-crime energy, this design celebrates the timeless traditions of junior enlisted ingenuity: tactical acquisition, creative inventory management, and the sacred belief that unsecured gear is merely equipment yearning for a new home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"853\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"1119\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"896\"\u003eVeterans and active-duty chaos goblins\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"897\" data-end=\"951\"\u003eMechanics, engineers, and supply-room philosophers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"996\"\u003eTabletop gamers and military sci-fi fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"997\" data-end=\"1054\"\u003eAnyone who knows why you never leave tools unattended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1119\"\u003eMembers, associates, or enthusiastic observers of the E4 Mafia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1121\" data-end=\"1338\"\u003eStick it on a toolbox, gun safe, laptop, water bottle, hard case, or suspiciously well-stocked connex box and let the world know you support operational excellence through highly flexible interpretations of ownership.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1340\" data-end=\"1349\"\u003eRemember:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1351\" data-end=\"1400\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e“It’s not theft if the paperwork disappears too.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Vinyl with satin finish\u003cbr\u003e• Sizes: 3″ × 4″ (7.6 × 10.2 cm), 4″ × 6″ (10.2 × 15.2 cm), 6″ × 8″ (15.2 × 20.3 cm), 8″ × 10″ (20.3 × 25.4 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Removable adhesive\u003cbr\u003e• Bubble-free application\u003cbr\u003e• Water, scratch, and UV resistant\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher-safe\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for indoor and outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from the US\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 Years\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. 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