{"title":"Posters","description":"\u003cp\u003eNothing says \"I'm a real fan!\" like a poster of your favorite book or novella on the wall. Of course, it's not obsessive! It's cool! Would I lie to you? I mean, what do I have to gain? \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"en-route-20x30-poster-unframed","title":"En Route 20x30 Poster Unframed","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"231\"\u003eThis striking poster featuring cover art by Mark Oribello captures the stark intensity, isolation, and relentless urgency at the heart of \u003cem data-start=\"138\" data-end=\"213\"\u003eEn Route: A Paramedic’s Stories of Life, Death, and Everything in Between\u003c\/em\u003e by Kelly Grayson.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"233\" data-end=\"591\"\u003eThe image is deceptively simple: emergency lights cutting through darkness, frozen in the moment between dispatch and destination. But for anyone who has ever worked an ambulance, the meaning is immediate. The siren may be silent on the page, yet you can almost hear it — the rising adrenaline, the radio traffic, the uncertainty waiting at the next address.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"593\" data-end=\"804\"\u003eLike the memoir itself, the artwork reflects a world that exists between extremes:\u003cbr\u003ebetween humor and grief,\u003cbr\u003ebetween competence and chaos,\u003cbr\u003ebetween exhaustion and duty,\u003cbr\u003ebetween saving a life and arriving too late.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"1114\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"816\"\u003eEn Route\u003c\/em\u003e is widely regarded for its unflinching honesty about emergency medicine, and this cover art mirrors that tone perfectly. There is no sensationalism here, no glamorized “superhero” imagery — only the lonely, flashing lights of people heading toward someone else’s emergency because that is the job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1116\" data-end=\"1175\"\u003ePrinted in vivid high resolution, this poster is ideal for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1176\" data-end=\"1361\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1176\" data-end=\"1208\"\u003eEMS professionals and students\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1237\"\u003eEmergency department staff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1238\" data-end=\"1268\"\u003eFirefighters and dispatchers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1269\" data-end=\"1294\"\u003ePublic safety educators\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1295\" data-end=\"1361\"\u003eReaders who appreciate authentic memoir and medical storytelling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1363\" data-end=\"1584\"\u003eWhether displayed in a station, office, classroom, or personal library, this artwork stands as a tribute to the men and women who spend their nights en route to tragedy, hope, heartbreak, survival, and occasionally grace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1586\" data-end=\"1727\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eA powerful visual companion to one of the most candid and human memoirs ever written about life in EMS.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 10 mil (0.25 mm) thick\u003cbr\u003e• Slightly glossy\u003cbr\u003e• Fingerprint resistant \u003cbr\u003e• Paper sourced from Japan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. 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You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kelly Grayson Author Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44132239212580,"sku":"1839184_19524","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/0201\/0660\/files\/premium-luster-photo-paper-poster-_in_-20x30-front-69f2a8ac6bb5c.png?v=1777510579"},{"product_id":"on-scene-20x30-poster-unframed","title":"On Scene 20x30 Poster Unframed","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"202\"\u003eThis evocative poster featuring cover art by Mark Oribello captures the quieter side of emergency medicine — the moments between sirens, between tragedies, between exhaustion and the next dispatch tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"204\" data-end=\"521\"\u003eCreated for \u003cem data-start=\"216\" data-end=\"282\"\u003eOn Scene: More Stories of Life, Death, and Everything in Between\u003c\/em\u003e by Kelly Grayson, the image centers on one of the most recognizable symbols in EMS: the worn jump bag sitting alone on the pavement, ready at a moment’s notice. It is both ordinary equipment and a silent witness to countless human crises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"523\" data-end=\"569\"\u003eThe simplicity of the artwork is its strength.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"571\" data-end=\"915\"\u003eThere are no dramatic explosions, no cinematic rescues, no manufactured heroics. Instead, the cover reflects the reality familiar to every street medic: medicine practiced out of a bag on the side of a road, in cramped bedrooms, dim kitchens, parking lots, nursing homes, and wrecked vehicles. Quiet professionalism carried in nylon and canvas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"917\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003eLike the memoir itself, the artwork honors the humanity behind the profession:\u003cbr\u003ethe humor,\u003cbr\u003ethe grief,\u003cbr\u003ethe fatigue,\u003cbr\u003ethe absurdity,\u003cbr\u003ethe compassion,\u003cbr\u003eand the emotional scars that accumulate one call at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1123\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003ePrinted in vivid, high-resolution detail, this poster is ideal for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1191\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1191\" data-end=\"1220\"\u003eEMS stations and classrooms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1221\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003eEmergency department offices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1299\"\u003eFirefighters, medics, nurses, and dispatchers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1300\" data-end=\"1337\"\u003eReaders of authentic medical memoir\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1338\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003eAnyone who understands that the most important work is often done far from recognition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1647\"\u003eWhether displayed at home, in a station day room, or in a training environment, this artwork stands as a tribute to the people who shoulder the bag, answer the radio, and go on scene no matter what waits for them there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1649\" data-end=\"1804\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eA fitting visual companion to a memoir that explores not just emergency medicine itself, but the people shaped by it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 10 mil (0.25 mm) thick\u003cbr\u003e• Slightly glossy\u003cbr\u003e• Fingerprint resistant \u003cbr\u003e• Paper sourced from Japan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. 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For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kelly Grayson Author Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44132250845220,"sku":"6834157_19524","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/0201\/0660\/files\/premium-luster-photo-paper-poster-_in_-20x30-christmas-69f2ad1b31288.png?v=1777511717"},{"product_id":"cecil-the-combat-wombat-20x30-poster-unframed","title":"Cecil the Combat Wombat 20x30 Poster Unframed","description":"\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto 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data-start=\"522\" data-end=\"658\"\u003eSet in a future Australia where uplifted animals fight alongside human soldiers, \u003cem data-start=\"603\" data-end=\"628\"\u003eCecil the Combat Wombat\u003c\/em\u003e asks the important questions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"660\" data-end=\"918\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"660\" data-end=\"696\"\u003eWhat if wombats became sentient?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"697\" data-end=\"730\"\u003eWhat if they joined the Army?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"837\"\u003eWhat if one of them developed PTSD, a whiskey habit, and an intense hatred of incompetent lieutenants?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"838\" data-end=\"918\"\u003eWhat if honey badgers got uplifted too, and everyone immediately regretted it?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"920\" data-end=\"988\"\u003eThe answer is this magnificent fever dream of military sci-fi chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp 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except organized wombat ass.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2272\" data-end=\"2332\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2272\" data-end=\"2297\"\u003eCecil the Combat Wombat\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2297\" data-end=\"2300\"\u003eDrop twenty and roll for damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 10 mil (0.25 mm) thick\u003cbr\u003e• Slightly glossy\u003cbr\u003e• Fingerprint resistant \u003cbr\u003e• Paper sourced from Japan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kelly Grayson Author Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44132253171748,"sku":"6962825_19524","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/0201\/0660\/files\/premium-luster-photo-paper-poster-_in_-20x30-front-69f2aca4df401.jpg?v=1777511607"},{"product_id":"perspectives-volume-one-20x30-poster-unframed","title":"Perspectives Volume One 20x30 Poster Unframed","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"272\"\u003eThis striking poster featuring cover art by Daniel Sundahl captures the raw, unfiltered reality of emergency medicine and public safety work — not the Hollywood version, but the real one lived every day by paramedics, firefighters, nurses, police officers, and physicians.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"274\" data-end=\"635\"\u003eCreated for \u003cem data-start=\"286\" data-end=\"310\"\u003ePerspectives, Volume I\u003c\/em\u003e, the acclaimed anthology edited by Kelly Grayson, the image places the viewer directly inside the organized chaos of a trauma resuscitation. 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war between two ancient beings: one fallen, one redeemed, both riding shotgun in human minds while humanity blunders through history making increasingly questionable life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"867\"\u003eThe result?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"877\"\u003eImagine:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"878\" data-end=\"1231\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"878\" data-end=\"936\"\u003eEMS crews answering calls in places they should not go\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"957\"\u003eAngels with PTSD\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"997\"\u003eDemons who weaponize human weakness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"998\" data-end=\"1118\"\u003eBiblical lore filtered through exhausted first responders, trauma medicine, caffeine, sarcasm, and existential dread\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1119\" data-end=\"1231\"\u003eThe Book of Revelation rewritten by people who know 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@w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"680c7a78-56b2-4290-a09e-47efaffd1cbb\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"12\"\u003eWar is Hell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"14\" data-end=\"89\"\u003eBut Australian military procurement somehow found a way to make it weirder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"91\" data-end=\"466\"\u003eThis explosive third installment, \u003cem data-start=\"125\" data-end=\"168\"\u003eCecil the Combat Wombat: Platypus Platoon\u003c\/em\u003e, hurls readers headfirst into a larger, deadlier, and even more gloriously dysfunctional future war — one featuring uplifted platypuses, maritime commando raids, missile theft, black-market otters, and at least one tactical venom-spur deployment to the groin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"468\" data-end=\"638\"\u003eFresh off the Warrumbungle Campaign and now promoted to Captain, Cecil Dundee is handed the sort of assignment guaranteed to make seasoned officers fake their own deaths:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"715\"\u003eBuild the Australian Army’s first fully integrated uplifted combat company.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"729\"\u003eNo pressure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"756\"\u003eHis new command includes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"757\" data-end=\"1044\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"757\" data-end=\"784\"\u003eWombat combat engineers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"812\"\u003eHuman infantry recruits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"861\"\u003eKnife-fighting Nepalese mongeese instructors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"907\"\u003eA platoon of psychotic platypus commandos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"908\" data-end=\"1044\"\u003eAt least one officer candidate who thinks “shore leave” means “cripple three allied sailors and venom-sting a harbor cop in the balls”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1046\" data-end=\"1237\"\u003eMeet Lance Corporal Horace Pfleuger:\u003cbr\u003eA hard-drinking platypus commando with poor impulse control, excellent fieldcraft, and the unsettling confidence of a creature equipped by evolution with:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1238\" data-end=\"1360\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1238\" data-end=\"1253\"\u003eVenom spurs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1274\"\u003eElectroreception\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1313\"\u003eAmphibious infiltration capability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1314\" data-end=\"1329\"\u003eA duck bill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1330\" data-end=\"1360\"\u003eWar crimes waiting to happen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1362\" data-end=\"1587\"\u003eWhen stolen HIMARS missile launchers appear on hijacked offshore oil rigs, Cecil’s freshly assembled company is thrown into combat before training is even complete. The result is a brutal nighttime maritime assault involving:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1887\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1607\"\u003eCombat swimmers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1608\" data-end=\"1642\"\u003eSilent underwater infiltration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1643\" data-end=\"1678\"\u003ePlatform-to-platform firefights\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1679\" data-end=\"1707\"\u003eHoney badger mercenaries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1708\" data-end=\"1727\"\u003eOtter assassins\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1728\" data-end=\"1760\"\u003eRussian “technical advisors”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1761\" data-end=\"1780\"\u003eMissile strikes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1781\" data-end=\"1796\"\u003eKukri duels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1797\" data-end=\"1887\"\u003ePlatypi emerging from the sea like amphibious nightmares with carbines and bad attitudes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1889\" data-end=\"1998\"\u003eAnd somewhere in the middle of all this:\u003cbr\u003eThe Australian Army still expects paperwork completed in triplicate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2000\" data-end=\"2062\"\u003eAs always, the real heart of the story lies beneath the chaos:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2063\" data-end=\"2414\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2063\" data-end=\"2100\"\u003eSoldiers trying to become leaders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2101\" data-end=\"2156\"\u003eFriends carrying each other through impossible odds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2157\" data-end=\"2221\"\u003eUplifted species struggling to earn equality through service\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2222\" data-end=\"2282\"\u003eVeterans balancing duty, trauma, loyalty, and dark humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2283\" data-end=\"2414\"\u003eThe realization that every military organization eventually becomes powered entirely by caffeine, profanity, and stolen equipment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2416\" data-end=\"2426\"\u003eFeaturing:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2427\" data-end=\"2781\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2427\" data-end=\"2467\"\u003eCedar’s gorgeous cinematic cover art\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2468\" data-end=\"2491\"\u003eTactical marsupials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2492\" data-end=\"2549\"\u003eMongeese who can kill you seventeen ways with a kukri\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2550\" data-end=\"2592\"\u003eThe rise of Project PUSS (yes, really)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2593\" data-end=\"2663\"\u003eOne of the greatest uses of a platypus in military fiction history\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2664\" data-end=\"2781\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2666\" data-end=\"2681\"\u003eThe sentence:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"2684\" data-end=\"2781\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2686\" data-end=\"2781\"\u003e“My men and I can sneak up on a sunning crocodile and buttfuck him before he even knows we’re—”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2783\" data-end=\"2847\"\u003eAnd just when you think things cannot possibly escalate further…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2849\" data-end=\"2887\"\u003eThe enemy unveils uplifted drop bears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2889\" data-end=\"2982\"\u003eBecause apparently somebody looked at koalas and thought:\u003cbr\u003e“You know what these need? Malice.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2984\" data-end=\"2996\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2997\" data-end=\"3228\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2997\" data-end=\"3035\"\u003eFans of military sci-fi with teeth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3036\" data-end=\"3096\"\u003eReaders who enjoy equal parts action and absolute lunacy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3097\" data-end=\"3142\"\u003eVeterans who know every unit has That Guy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3143\" data-end=\"3228\"\u003eAnyone who ever wondered whether platypuses would make terrifying special operators\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3230\" data-end=\"3265\"\u003e(\u003cem data-start=\"3231\" data-end=\"3264\"\u003eSpoiler: they absolutely would.\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3267\" data-end=\"3400\"\u003eHang this poster proudly in your office, garage, gaming room, armory, workshop, or suspiciously underfunded clandestine genetics lab.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3402\" data-end=\"3416\"\u003eJust remember:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3418\" data-end=\"3458\"\u003eIf you hear splashing offshore at night…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3460\" data-end=\"3483\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e…it’s already too late.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 10 mil (0.25 mm) thick\u003cbr\u003e• Slightly glossy\u003cbr\u003e• Fingerprint resistant \u003cbr\u003e• Paper sourced from Japan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. 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Every inch of the image screams:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"709\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"608\"\u003e“This is absolutely a terrible situation,”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"609\" data-end=\"647\"\u003e“Someone is about to throw a chair,”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"648\" data-end=\"709\"\u003eand “The hash browns are still somehow coming out on time.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"711\" data-end=\"980\"\u003eFront and center stands an orc who looks like he bench-presses motorcycles recreationally, while behind him the entire supernatural population of the Southeast appears to be conducting negotiations, plotting violence, flirting aggressively, or all three simultaneously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"982\" data-end=\"1145\"\u003eMeanwhile, the poor humans in the diner are beginning to suspect that maybe the weird guy in the corner with tusks and a battle axe isn’t actually wearing cosplay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1147\" data-end=\"1286\"\u003eSet in the bizarre world of the Waffle Haus Internal Supernatural Security Corps, \u003cem data-start=\"1229\" data-end=\"1256\"\u003eSiege of Waffle Haus 1347\u003c\/em\u003e asks the important questions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1287\" data-end=\"1520\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1287\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003eWhat happens when monsters discover all-you-can-eat hash browns?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1456\"\u003eHow many supernatural incidents can one diner survive before the health inspector gives up entirely?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1457\" data-end=\"1520\"\u003eAnd can civilization itself endure one more late-night shift?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1522\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003ePrinted in rich, vivid detail, this poster is perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1970\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1628\"\u003eFans of urban fantasy with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1629\" data-end=\"1688\"\u003eReaders who think Tolkien needed more short-order cooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1689\" data-end=\"1740\"\u003eVeterans of the midnight Waffle Haus experience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1741\" data-end=\"1828\"\u003eTabletop RPG players who know every campaign eventually derails into diner violence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1829\" data-end=\"1970\"\u003eAnyone who has ever looked around a Waffle House at 1:30 AM and thought, \u003cem data-start=\"1904\" data-end=\"1970\"\u003e“Honestly, this already feels like neutral ground for monsters.”\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1972\" data-end=\"2183\"\u003eEqual parts fantasy adventure, supernatural mayhem, and Southern-fried absurdity, this poster belongs in your office, library, game room, or directly above the place where you make poor decisions after midnight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2185\" data-end=\"2229\"\u003eBecause at Waffle Haus, everyone is welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2231\" data-end=\"2245\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eEven the orcs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv aria-hidden=\"true\" data-testid=\"bazaar-late-ads-slot-observer\" class=\"pointer-events-none -mb-px h-px w-full opacity-0\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"thread-bottom-container\" class=\"sticky bottom-0 z-10 group\/thread-bottom-container relative isolate w-full basis-auto has-data-has-thread-error:pt-2 has-data-has-thread-error:[box-shadow:var(--sharp-edge-bottom-shadow)] md:border-transparent md:pt-0 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For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. 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He became the first successful uplifted wombat in military service, the first sentient marsupial officer in the Australian Army, and living proof that giving a six-foot armored digging machine opposable thumbs and combat training was either visionary leadership or a catastrophic lapse in judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003eThis poster captures him in his prime:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1151\"\u003ebattle-hardened\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1152\" data-end=\"1168\"\u003eoverburdened\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1169\" data-end=\"1185\"\u003eunder-rested\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1186\" data-end=\"1203\"\u003eheavily armed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1204\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003ecarrying enough gear to invade Tasmania alone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1292\"\u003eThe image radiates the exact energy of:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"1293\" data-end=\"1358\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1295\" data-end=\"1358\"\u003e“I dug under your defensive perimeter while you were sleeping.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1796\"\u003eFans of the series will recognize \u003cem data-start=\"1394\" data-end=\"1408\"\u003eWombat Prime\u003c\/em\u003e as the story where the legend grows larger than the soldier himself. Brian isn’t just fighting insurgents anymore — he’s shaping the future of uplifted species in the Australian military while trying desperately to keep younger wombats like Cecil Dundee and Ian McMurtrie from getting arrested, blown up, or banned from every strip club in Adelaide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1798\" data-end=\"1830\"\u003e(He is not entirely successful.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1832\" data-end=\"1841\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1842\" data-end=\"2183\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1842\" data-end=\"1872\"\u003eTactical wombat excellence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1873\" data-end=\"1923\"\u003ePeak “special operations marsupial” aesthetics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1924\" data-end=\"1994\"\u003eEnough combat gear to violate several chiropractor recommendations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1995\" data-end=\"2104\"\u003eThe grim stare of a being who has absolutely buried explosives beneath your command post before breakfast\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2105\" data-end=\"2183\"\u003eCedar Sanderson artwork so good you can practically smell CLP and eucalyptus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2185\" data-end=\"2197\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2198\" data-end=\"2493\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2198\" data-end=\"2225\"\u003eMilitary sci-fi readers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2226\" data-end=\"2294\"\u003eVeterans who understand “good initiative, questionable legality”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2295\" data-end=\"2332\"\u003eFans of \u003cem data-start=\"2305\" data-end=\"2330\"\u003eCecil the Combat Wombat\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2333\" data-end=\"2390\"\u003ePeople who appreciate elite combat engineers with fur\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2391\" data-end=\"2493\"\u003eAnyone who has ever solved a logistical problem through theft, tunneling, or weaponized stubbornness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2495\" data-end=\"2514\"\u003eLooks fantastic in:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2515\" data-end=\"2685\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2515\" data-end=\"2526\"\u003eOffices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2527\" data-end=\"2544\"\u003eReading nooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2545\" data-end=\"2558\"\u003eWorkshops\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2559\" data-end=\"2571\"\u003eBarracks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2572\" data-end=\"2588\"\u003eGaming rooms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2589\" data-end=\"2685\"\u003eAnywhere that could benefit from the silent moral support of a heavily armed marsupial officer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2687\" data-end=\"2743\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2687\" data-end=\"2701\"\u003eWombat Prime\u003c\/em\u003e reminds us that heroes come in all forms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2745\" data-end=\"2872\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eSometimes they come carrying a rifle, seventy pounds of combat gear, and enough buried trauma to excavate a new highway system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 10 mil (0.25 mm) thick\u003cbr\u003e• Slightly glossy\u003cbr\u003e• Fingerprint resistant \u003cbr\u003e• Paper sourced from Japan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kelly Grayson Author Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44132284006436,"sku":"7096434_19524","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/0201\/0660\/files\/premium-luster-photo-paper-poster-_in_-20x30-front-69f2ba8b3b5a2.png?v=1777515167"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/0201\/0660\/collections\/Posters.png?v=1777408366","url":"https:\/\/kelly-grayson-author-store.myshopify.com\/collections\/posters.oembed","provider":"Kelly Grayson Author Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}