Battle of Waffle Haus 814 Poster 20x30 Unframed

There are places where peace treaties are signed.

There are places where wars begin.

And then there’s Waffle Haus #814, where an Orc biker gang, several heavily armed regulars, and at least three people with unresolved emotional trauma all tried to eat breakfast at the same time.

This explosive poster for Scattered, Smothered and Spellbound: Battle of Waffle Haus 814 features stunning cover art by Cedar Sanderson and perfectly captures the exact moment a late-night diner argument upgrades itself into a supernatural incident report.

Front and center sits one extremely unhappy Orc who looks like he came to:

• eat hash browns,
• intimidate civilians,
• and possibly start a race war before coffee refills.

Unfortunately for him, the customers of Waffle Haus #814 include:

• retired monster hunters,
• heavily armed rednecks,
• occult operatives,
• emotionally unstable veterans,
• and at least one waitress who fears neither God nor litigation.

Set in Kelly Grayson’s gloriously chaotic Waffle Haus universe, Battle of Waffle Haus 814 blends urban fantasy, Southern gothic weirdness, military gallows humor, and the sacred late-night Waffle Haus energy every American instinctively understands.

You can practically smell:

• burned coffee,
• cheap cigarettes,
• hot grease,
• bad decisions,
• and incoming felony charges.

Perfect for:

• Fans of supernatural action and urban fantasy
• Veterans, cops, EMTs, and third-shift cryptids
• Readers who think fantasy needs more biker gangs
• Tabletop RPG players whose campaigns always devolve into tavern fights
• Anyone who has ever looked around a Waffle Haus at 1:00 AM and quietly identified exits

Printed in rich cinematic detail and simmering with imminent violence, this poster belongs in your office, game room, workshop, garage, or anywhere you’d like visitors to think:

“Those people are either huge fantasy nerds… or have definitely been banned from a diner before.”

Waffle Haus #814
Come for the waffles.
Leave before initiative is rolled.

• 10 mil (0.25 mm) thick
• Slightly glossy
• Fingerprint resistant
• Paper sourced from Japan

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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