{"product_id":"battle-of-waffle-haus-814-poster-20x30-unframed","title":"Battle of Waffle Haus 814 Poster 20x30 Unframed","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"49\"\u003eThere are places where peace treaties are signed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"51\" data-end=\"85\"\u003eThere are places where wars begin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"87\" data-end=\"286\"\u003eAnd then there’s \u003cstrong data-start=\"104\" data-end=\"124\"\u003eWaffle Haus #814\u003c\/strong\u003e, where an Orc biker gang, several heavily armed regulars, and at least three people with unresolved emotional trauma all tried to eat breakfast at the same time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"288\" data-end=\"568\"\u003eThis explosive poster for \u003cem data-start=\"314\" data-end=\"378\"\u003eScattered, Smothered and Spellbound: Battle of Waffle Haus 814\u003c\/em\u003e features stunning cover art by \u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer 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