{"product_id":"cecil-the-combat-wombat-20x30-poster-unframed","title":"Cecil the Combat Wombat 20x30 Poster Unframed","description":"\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"4b1978df-6c73-4589-a0be-40801567a3d7\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-59\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"user\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pt-12 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] 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data-message-id=\"41e3b391-c790-46f6-b486-691c537e36b2\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"12\"\u003eWar is Hell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"14\" data-end=\"142\"\u003eWar involving genetically uplifted, foul-mouthed Australian wombats with combat engineering training is apparently \u003cem data-start=\"129\" data-end=\"136\"\u003efunny\u003c\/em\u003e Hell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"144\" data-end=\"520\"\u003eThis gloriously unhinged poster for \u003cem data-start=\"180\" data-end=\"205\"\u003eCecil the Combat Wombat\u003c\/em\u003e features cover art by \u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003eCedar Sanderson\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e and captures Sergeant Cecil Dundee in all his armored marsupial magnificence: heavily armed, profoundly traumatized, and probably one sarcastic comment away from committing a war crime with military-grade explosives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"522\" data-end=\"658\"\u003eSet in a future Australia where uplifted animals fight alongside human soldiers, \u003cem data-start=\"603\" data-end=\"628\"\u003eCecil the Combat Wombat\u003c\/em\u003e asks the important questions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"660\" data-end=\"918\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"660\" data-end=\"696\"\u003eWhat if wombats became sentient?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"697\" data-end=\"730\"\u003eWhat if they joined the Army?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"837\"\u003eWhat if one of them developed PTSD, a whiskey habit, and an intense hatred of incompetent lieutenants?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"838\" data-end=\"918\"\u003eWhat if honey badgers got uplifted too, and everyone immediately regretted it?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"920\" data-end=\"988\"\u003eThe answer is this magnificent fever dream of military sci-fi chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003eInside this story you’ll find:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1394\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1069\"\u003eCombat wombats specialized in tunnel warfare\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1070\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003eA therapist trying desperately to unpack marsupial trauma\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1181\"\u003eTactical acquisition of a stolen refrigerator\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1182\" data-end=\"1217\"\u003eThe legendary “Ink Pen of Doom”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1218\" data-end=\"1257\"\u003eWeaponized wombat mating pheromones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1258\" data-end=\"1335\"\u003eGenetically enhanced honey badgers fueled by rage and Russian engineering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1336\" data-end=\"1394\"\u003eMore Australian profanity than a rugby riot behind a pub\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1396\" data-end=\"1590\"\u003eImagine:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1405\" data-end=\"1424\"\u003eStarship Troopers\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1424\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003emeets \u003cem data-start=\"1433\" data-end=\"1450\"\u003eGeneration Kill\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1450\" data-end=\"1453\"\u003emeets \u003cem data-start=\"1459\" data-end=\"1475\"\u003eWatership Down\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1475\" data-end=\"1478\"\u003eafter twelve Foster’s and a disastrous briefing from a second lieutenant with terminal cranial-rectal inversion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1592\" data-end=\"1715\"\u003ePrinted in rich detail with cinematic artwork and enough attitude to frighten a drill sergeant, this poster is perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1716\" data-end=\"1959\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1716\" data-end=\"1740\"\u003eMilitary sci-fi fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1741\" data-end=\"1769\"\u003eVeterans with dark humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1770\" data-end=\"1851\"\u003eReaders who enjoy “this should not work, but somehow absolutely does” fiction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1852\" data-end=\"1897\"\u003ePeople who appreciate tactical marsupials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1898\" data-end=\"1959\"\u003eAnyone who has ever muttered, “I swear to God, Lieutenant…”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1961\" data-end=\"2088\"\u003eHang it in your office, barracks, workshop, gaming room, or suspiciously well-fortified shed and enjoy the inevitable question:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2090\" data-end=\"2160\"\u003e“Why is that wombat wearing body armor and carrying an assault rifle?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2162\" data-end=\"2195\"\u003eTo which you will proudly answer:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2197\" data-end=\"2270\"\u003e“Because honey badgers don’t fear anything… except organized wombat ass.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2272\" data-end=\"2332\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2272\" data-end=\"2297\"\u003eCecil the Combat Wombat\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2297\" data-end=\"2300\"\u003eDrop twenty and roll for 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