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data-message-id=\"a83b24d3-1c61-4943-9ff7-62494bf11b89\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"125\"\u003eThe ladies of \u003cstrong data-start=\"14\" data-end=\"55\"\u003eAustralian Army Special Detachment 14\u003c\/strong\u003e are here to remind the Aboriginal Resistance Movement of one very important tactical reality:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"127\" data-end=\"211\"\u003eIf you hear tiny boots, jingling gear, and someone muttering in Nepalese behind you…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"213\" data-end=\"284\"\u003e…it is already entirely too late.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"286\" data-end=\"603\"\u003eStraight from \u003cem data-start=\"300\" data-end=\"352\"\u003eCecil the Combat Wombat: The Warrumbungle Campaign\u003c\/em\u003e, this gloriously dangerous decal features Corporal Binsa Hamal and her infamous squad of uplifted “mongeese” — knife-fighting infiltration specialists with attitude problems, sticky fingers, and a deeply casual relationship with military regulations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"605\" data-end=\"626\"\u003eOfficially, they are:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"627\" data-end=\"743\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"627\" data-end=\"658\"\u003eelite reconnaissance troops\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"678\"\u003estealth experts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"679\" data-end=\"715\"\u003esubterranean warfare specialists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"716\" data-end=\"743\"\u003edecorated combat veterans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"745\" data-end=\"768\"\u003eUnofficially, they are:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"769\" data-end=\"933\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"769\" data-end=\"804\"\u003ethe reason quartermasters drink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"805\" data-end=\"847\"\u003ethe reason honey badgers fear the dark\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"848\" data-end=\"933\"\u003eand the reason Sergeant McMurtrie suddenly started combing his fur before briefings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"935\" data-end=\"1164\"\u003eArmed with suppressed carbines, kukris the size of canoe paddles, and enough chaotic energy to violate several NATO conventions simultaneously, the women of Special Detachment 14 proved one thing during the Warrumbungle Campaign:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1166\" data-end=\"1192\"\u003eWombats may hold the line…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1194\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003e…but the mongeese are what you send through the ventilation shaft.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1262\" data-end=\"1274\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1622\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1329\"\u003eFans of military sci-fi and absurdist combat humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1330\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003eReaders who like their special operators short, stabby, and terrifyingly competent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1417\" data-end=\"1445\"\u003eVeterans of the E4 Mafia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1520\"\u003eAnyone who has ever “acquired” government property for morale purposes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1521\" data-end=\"1622\"\u003ePeople who understand that “self-contained unit” is Army code for “definitely stole a refrigerator”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1624\" data-end=\"1818\"\u003ePrinted in rich detail and packed with battlefield swagger, this decal looks fantastic on laptops, gun safes, ammo cans, toolboxes, water bottles, and suspiciously unregistered tactical coolers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1820\" data-end=\"1913\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eSpecial Detachment 14\u003cbr data-start=\"1841\" data-end=\"1844\"\u003eSilent. 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Probably drunk.\u003cbr data-start=\"1875\" data-end=\"1878\"\u003eAnd yes — the plural is \u003cem data-start=\"1902\" data-end=\"1913\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003emongeese.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVinyl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: 3″ × 4″ (7. 6 × 10. 2 cm), 4″ × 6″ (10. 2 × 15. 2 cm), 6″ × 8″ (15. 2 × 20. 3 cm), 8″ × 10″ (20. 3 × 25. 4 cm).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSatin finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1\/8″ (3. 2 mm) white border around the printed perimeter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRemovable adhesive leaves no residue.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBubble-free and dishwasher-safe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, scratch, and UV resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for indoor and outdoor use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from the US.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDisclaimers:. 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