Halfling for Hire 20x30 Poster Unframed

There are detectives.

There are hard-boiled detectives.

And then there’s Ethan Hardbottle: pipe-smoking halfling private eye, professional finder of lost things, and possibly the only detective in Texas who keeps a Colt 1911 next to his second breakfast.

This gorgeous poster for Halfling for Hire features lush, cinematic cover art by Cedar Sanderson and captures the exact moment our hero realizes that maybe — just maybe — the pretty blonde client with the scandalous ankles is lying to him.

Probably.

Set in the same gloriously weird supernatural Texas as Siege of Waffle Haus, Halfling for Hire is what happens when classic noir crashes headfirst into Tolkien, urban fantasy, and late-night diner coffee strong enough to dissolve felony evidence.

Inside this tale you’ll find:

• Halfling PI offices with round doors and unpaid Waffle Haus tabs
• Orc vineyard workers who appease “motor spirits”
• Sorcerers running supernatural diners under faerie glamour
• Missing husbands, dangerous femmes fatales, and enough Shiner Bock to float a bass boat
• A hardboiled detective who can disappear into shadows but absolutely cannot resist a pretty woman with hairy feet

Basically, imagine:
The Maltese Falcon
meets The Dresden Files
meets The Hobbit
in the parking lot of a Texas Waffle House at 2:00 AM.

Printed in rich detail and packed with moody fantasy-noir atmosphere, this poster is perfect for:

• Urban fantasy readers
• Tabletop RPG nerds
• Fans of supernatural detective fiction
• People who think hobbits should carry .45s
• Anyone whose ideal fantasy world includes pipeweed, magic, and breakfast food

Hang it in your office, library, game room, workshop, or over the bar where you explain to confused guests:

“No, seriously. The halfling detective gets into a gunfight with a fake hobbit Waffle House manager and it somehow becomes emotionally compelling.”

Halfling for Hire
No job too small.
No mystery too weird.
Tab at Waffle Haus still unpaid.

• 10 mil (0.25 mm) thick
• Slightly glossy
• Fingerprint resistant
• Paper sourced from Japan

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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