{"product_id":"halfling-for-hire-20x30-poster-unframed","title":"Halfling for Hire 20x30 Poster Unframed","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"21\"\u003eThere are detectives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"23\" data-end=\"56\"\u003eThere are hard-boiled detectives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"58\" data-end=\"256\"\u003eAnd then there’s Ethan Hardbottle: pipe-smoking halfling private eye, professional finder of lost things, and possibly the only detective in Texas who keeps a Colt 1911 next to his second breakfast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"258\" data-end=\"521\"\u003eThis gorgeous poster for \u003cem data-start=\"283\" data-end=\"302\"\u003eHalfling for Hire\u003c\/em\u003e features lush, cinematic cover art by \u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003eCedar Sanderson\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e and captures the exact moment our hero realizes that maybe — just maybe — the pretty blonde client with the scandalous ankles is lying to him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"523\" data-end=\"532\"\u003eProbably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"822\"\u003eSet in the same gloriously weird supernatural Texas as \u003cem data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"611\"\u003eSiege of Waffle Haus\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem data-start=\"613\" data-end=\"632\"\u003eHalfling for Hire\u003c\/em\u003e is what happens when classic noir crashes headfirst into Tolkien, urban fantasy, and late-night diner coffee strong enough to dissolve felony evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"853\"\u003eInside this tale you’ll find:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"1246\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"922\"\u003eHalfling PI offices with round doors and unpaid Waffle Haus tabs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"923\" data-end=\"975\"\u003eOrc vineyard workers who appease “motor spirits”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003eSorcerers running supernatural diners under faerie glamour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003eMissing husbands, dangerous femmes fatales, and enough Shiner Bock to float a bass boat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1246\"\u003eA hardboiled detective who can disappear into shadows but absolutely cannot resist a pretty woman with hairy feet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1248\" data-end=\"1394\"\u003eBasically, imagine:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1268\" data-end=\"1288\"\u003eThe Maltese Falcon\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1288\" data-end=\"1291\"\u003emeets \u003cem data-start=\"1297\" data-end=\"1316\"\u003eThe Dresden Files\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1319\"\u003emeets \u003cem data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1337\"\u003eThe Hobbit\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1337\" data-end=\"1340\"\u003ein the parking lot of a Texas Waffle House at 2:00 AM.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1396\" data-end=\"1493\"\u003ePrinted in rich detail and packed with moody fantasy-noir atmosphere, this poster is perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1494\" data-end=\"1712\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1494\" data-end=\"1519\"\u003eUrban fantasy readers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1520\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003eTabletop RPG nerds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1543\" data-end=\"1585\"\u003eFans of supernatural detective fiction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1586\" data-end=\"1632\"\u003ePeople who think hobbits should carry .45s\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1633\" data-end=\"1712\"\u003eAnyone whose ideal fantasy world includes pipeweed, magic, and breakfast food\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1714\" data-end=\"1821\"\u003eHang it in your office, library, game room, workshop, or over the bar where you explain to confused guests:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1823\" data-end=\"1970\"\u003e“No, seriously. The halfling detective gets into a gunfight with a fake hobbit Waffle House manager and it somehow becomes emotionally compelling.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1972\" data-end=\"2070\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1972\" data-end=\"1991\"\u003eHalfling for Hire\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1991\" data-end=\"1994\"\u003eNo job too small.\u003cbr data-start=\"2011\" data-end=\"2014\"\u003eNo mystery too weird.\u003cbr data-start=\"2035\" data-end=\"2038\"\u003eTab at Waffle Haus still unpaid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 10 mil (0.25 mm) thick\u003cbr\u003e• Slightly glossy\u003cbr\u003e• Fingerprint resistant \u003cbr\u003e• Paper sourced from Japan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. 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