S.T.E.A.L. Decal

Officially, S.T.E.A.L. stands for Strategic Transport of Equipment to Alternate Location.

Unofficially?
Everybody in the barracks already knows exactly what’s going on.

This gloriously suspicious decal features a team of uplifted wombat corporals from the Australian Army’s legendary First Engineer Detachment conducting highly classified “logistics operations” under the cover of darkness. Radios? Relocated. Toolboxes? Reassigned. Supply crates? Temporarily liberated for morale purposes.

And if you ask too many questions, suddenly nobody remembers seeing anything.

Rendered in gritty military style with maximum barracks-crime energy, this design celebrates the timeless traditions of junior enlisted ingenuity: tactical acquisition, creative inventory management, and the sacred belief that unsecured gear is merely equipment yearning for a new home.

Perfect for:

• Veterans and active-duty chaos goblins
• Mechanics, engineers, and supply-room philosophers
• Tabletop gamers and military sci-fi fans
• Anyone who knows why you never leave tools unattended
• Members, associates, or enthusiastic observers of the E4 Mafia

Stick it on a toolbox, gun safe, laptop, water bottle, hard case, or suspiciously well-stocked connex box and let the world know you support operational excellence through highly flexible interpretations of ownership.

Remember:

“It’s not theft if the paperwork disappears too.”

• Vinyl with satin finish
• Sizes: 3″ × 4″ (7.6 × 10.2 cm), 4″ × 6″ (10.2 × 15.2 cm), 6″ × 8″ (15.2 × 20.3 cm), 8″ × 10″ (20.3 × 25.4 cm)
• Removable adhesive
• Bubble-free application
• Water, scratch, and UV resistant
• Dishwasher-safe
• Perfect for indoor and outdoor use
• Blank product sourced from the US

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 Years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.