{"product_id":"kiss-cut-vinyl-decals","title":"S.T.E.A.L. Decal","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"93\"\u003eOfficially, S.T.E.A.L. stands for \u003cstrong data-start=\"34\" data-end=\"93\"\u003eStrategic Transport of Equipment to Alternate Location.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"95\" data-end=\"175\"\u003eUnofficially?\u003cbr data-start=\"108\" data-end=\"111\"\u003eEverybody in the barracks already knows exactly what’s going on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"472\"\u003eThis gloriously suspicious decal features a team of uplifted wombat corporals from the Australian Army’s legendary First Engineer Detachment conducting highly classified “logistics operations” under the cover of darkness. Radios? Relocated. Toolboxes? Reassigned. Supply crates? Temporarily liberated for morale purposes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"474\" data-end=\"551\"\u003eAnd if you ask too many questions, suddenly nobody remembers seeing anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"553\" data-end=\"839\"\u003eRendered in gritty military style with maximum barracks-crime energy, this design celebrates the timeless traditions of junior enlisted ingenuity: tactical acquisition, creative inventory management, and the sacred belief that unsecured gear is merely equipment yearning for a new home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"853\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"1119\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"896\"\u003eVeterans and active-duty chaos goblins\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"897\" data-end=\"951\"\u003eMechanics, engineers, and supply-room philosophers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"996\"\u003eTabletop gamers and military sci-fi fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"997\" data-end=\"1054\"\u003eAnyone who knows why you never leave tools unattended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1119\"\u003eMembers, associates, or enthusiastic observers of the E4 Mafia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1121\" data-end=\"1338\"\u003eStick it on a toolbox, gun safe, laptop, water bottle, hard case, or suspiciously well-stocked connex box and let the world know you support operational excellence through highly flexible interpretations of ownership.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1340\" data-end=\"1349\"\u003eRemember:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1351\" data-end=\"1400\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e“It’s not theft if the paperwork disappears too.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Vinyl with satin finish\u003cbr\u003e• Sizes: 3″ × 4″ (7.6 × 10.2 cm), 4″ × 6″ (10.2 × 15.2 cm), 6″ × 8″ (15.2 × 20.3 cm), 8″ × 10″ (20.3 × 25.4 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Removable adhesive\u003cbr\u003e• Bubble-free application\u003cbr\u003e• Water, scratch, and UV resistant\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher-safe\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for indoor and outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from the US\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 Years\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kelly Grayson Author Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44134103842852,"sku":"5085638_24971","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/0201\/0660\/files\/kiss-cut-vinyl-decals-satin-3x4-front-69f3c3d19c1b4.jpg?v=1777583077","url":"https:\/\/kelly-grayson-author-store.myshopify.com\/products\/kiss-cut-vinyl-decals","provider":"Kelly Grayson Author Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}