{"product_id":"mcmurtrie-gaming-dice-decal","title":"McMurtrie Gaming Dice Decal","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"relative basis-auto flex-col -mb-(--composer-overlap-px) pb-(--composer-overlap-px) [--composer-overlap-px:28px] grow flex\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto [content-visibility:auto] supports-[content-visibility:auto]:[contain-intrinsic-size:auto_100lvh] R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:6635c2da-c935-4a5c-808d-23b5d04a0496-9\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-20\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"c292c1d9-c86e-4f0d-bf2a-88629bc82f3b\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"80\"\u003eCorporal Ian McMurtrie of the First Engineer Detachment has three known talents:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"82\" data-end=\"255\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"82\" data-end=\"105\"\u003eBeing the finest sapper in the Australian Army\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"106\" data-end=\"158\"\u003eCreative interpretation of military regulations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"255\"\u003eTurning a highly classified biological side effect into a suspiciously profitable side hustle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"257\" data-end=\"563\"\u003eThis gloriously unhinged decal features Australia’s most entrepreneurial combat wombat running an off-the-books “gaming dice” operation with the confidence of a specialist who absolutely cannot be court-martialed because technically nobody wrote a regulation covering bioengineered octahedral wombat turds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"569\"\u003eYet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"571\" data-end=\"819\"\u003eThanks to uplifted wombat physiology and a few questionable defense-contractor decisions, Ian’s reinforced internal armor plating produces naturally occurring octahedrons. 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