McMurtrie Gaming Dice Tee Shirt

Every military unit has that one E4 who somehow knows a guy, can acquire impossible equipment, and definitely operates at least one illegal side business out of a storage container behind the motor pool.

For the First Engineer Detachment, that wombat is Corporal Ian McMurtrie.

This tee features the Australian Army’s most entrepreneurial combat engineer proudly running a highly suspect “gaming dice” operation built around one extremely classified biological quirk: uplifted wombats don’t produce cuboidal droppings. Due to bioengineered cartilaginous armor plating, they produce naturally occurring octahedrons.

Most uplifted wombats are horrified by this.

Ian monetized it.

Complete with military swagger, crossed arms, and the dead-eyed confidence of a man who has survived both combat operations and senior NCO inspections, McMurtrie embodies pure E4 Mafia energy: technically competent, morally flexible, and somehow always making cash on the side.

Perfect for:

• Tabletop RPG players and dice addicts
• Veterans and military humor enthusiasts
• Engineers, chaos gremlins, and barracks philosophers
• Fans of weird sci-fi and absurd worldbuilding
• Anyone who has ever said “That’s probably illegal” with admiration instead of concern

Printed in rich detail and loaded with criminally entrepreneurial charm, this shirt is ideal for conventions, game nights, deployment gyms, barracks lounges, and explaining absolutely nothing to confused strangers at the grocery store.

Corporal McMurtrie's unofficial motto:

“Adapt. Improvise. Profit.”

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (180g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Drop shoulder sleeves
• 1 × 1 ribbed collar reinforced neckline
• Tear-away tag
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

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