{"product_id":"p-u-s-s-decal","title":"P.U.S.S. Decal","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eWelcome to the future of modern warfare.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eIt is furry.\u003cbr\u003eIt is armed.\u003cbr\u003eAnd thanks to one catastrophically unfortunate military acronym, it is officially known as \u003cb\u003eP.U.S.S.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProject for Utilization of Sentient Species\u003c\/b\u003e began as a desperate Australian Army experiment:\u003cbr\u003eTake uplifted wombats, platypi, mongeese, and humans…\u003cbr\u003eThrow them into the same combat unit…\u003cbr\u003eAnd hope nobody kills each other before the enemy gets a chance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAgainst all odds, it worked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMostly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThis decal immortalizes the legendary integrated combat company from \u003ci\u003eCecil the Combat Wombat: Platypus Platoon\u003c\/i\u003e — Captain Cecil Dundee’s gloriously dysfunctional collection of marsupials, monotremes, humans, and barely supervised chaos goblins who somehow became one of the deadliest fighting units in the Southern Hemisphere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eFront and center stands Cecil himself:\u003cbr\u003eCombat veteran.\u003cbr\u003eVictoria Cross recipient.\u003cbr\u003eProfessional soldier.\u003cbr\u003eUnwilling administrator.\u003cbr\u003eLiving proof that giving a wombat command authority and access to military procurement forms was either a brilliant idea or a war crime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAround him stand the soldiers of P.U.S.S.:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l3 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eHuman infantry learning not to underestimate fuzzy things with rifles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l3 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003ePlatypus commandos who think stealth swimming and aggravated assault are personality traits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l3 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eWombat combat engineers who can tunnel through bunkers and bureaucracy alike\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l3 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eMongeese instructors capable of turning hand-to-hand combat training into a religious experience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eTogether, they are:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l2 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eUnderfunded\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l2 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eOverarmed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l2 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eSleep deprived\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l2 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003ePoorly supervised\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l2 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eIncreasingly famous\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l2 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eAbsolutely terrifying in close quarters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThis decal celebrates one of the funniest and most heartfelt ideas in military sci-fi:\u003cbr\u003eThat unity isn’t about species.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eIt’s about shared misery, mutual trust, dark humor, and knowing exactly which member of your platoon to call when somebody needs stabbed, blown up, infiltrated, or rescued from the consequences of shore leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l4 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eWombats in tactical gear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l4 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003ePlatypi somehow looking combat effective\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l4 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eEnough military hardware to alarm Parliament\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l4 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eThe single most unfortunate acronym ever approved by a defense committee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l4 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eStrong “elite unit photo taken five minutes before disaster” energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eVeterans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eMilitary sci-fi fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eReaders of \u003ci\u003ePlatypus Platoon\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eAnyone who appreciates elite operators with webbed feet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003ePeople mature enough to handle the phrase “Join P.U.S.S.” without giggling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e(You will fail.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eDisplay it proudly on:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l1 level1 lfo5; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eGun safes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l1 level1 lfo5; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eToolboxes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l1 level1 lfo5; 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