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S.T.E.A.L. Tee Shirt

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S.T.E.A.L. Tee Shirt

S.T.E.A.L. Tee Shirt

$29.50
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Every military organization has elite specialists operating in the shadows.

Recon units. Intelligence assets. Special operations teams.

And the E4 Mafia.

This tee celebrates the Australian Army’s most feared and resourceful uplifted wombat operators conducting covert S.T.E.A.L. operations — Strategic Transport of Equipment to Alternate Location — with the professionalism, efficiency, and plausible deniability only junior enlisted personnel can achieve.

Need a radio? Somebody knows a guy.
Missing a toolbox? No idea, mate.
Supply inventory off by three crates? Sounds like a paperwork issue.

Featuring gritty military artwork and enough barracks-humor energy to trigger an immediate health-and-welfare inspection, this shirt is perfect for veterans, mechanics, engineers, gamers, and anyone who understands that unsecured equipment is simply gear begging a new adventure.

Perfect for:

  • E4 Mafia alumni and associates
  • Veterans and active-duty service members
  • Fans of military sci-fi and absurd worldbuilding
  • Mechanics, engineers, and tactical scavengers
  • Anyone who has ever labeled something “acquired through unofficial channels”

Soft, comfortable, and radiating “the supply sergeant is looking for us” energy, this tee is ideal for conventions, game nights, deployment gyms, workshop duty, or pretending not to recognize your own equipment anymore.

S.T.E.A.L.
Because logistics is just organized crime with forms.


• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (180g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Drop shoulder sleeves
• 1 × 1 ribbed collar reinforced neckline
• Tear-away tag
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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