Siege of 1347 20x30 Poster Unframed

There are fantasy epics with noble castles, shining kingdoms, and ancient prophecies.

And then there’s Siege of Waffle Haus 1347 — where an orc biker gang, assorted supernatural weirdos, exhausted short-order cooks, and the W.H.I.S.S.C. night shift all collide in the most dangerous place in America at 2:00 AM:

A Waffle Haus during a dinner rush.

This gorgeous poster featuring cover art by Cedar Sanderson perfectly captures the glorious chaos of Kelly Grayson’s cult-favorite supernatural dinerverse. Every inch of the image screams:

• “This is absolutely a terrible situation,”
• “Someone is about to throw a chair,”
• and “The hash browns are still somehow coming out on time.”

Front and center stands an orc who looks like he bench-presses motorcycles recreationally, while behind him the entire supernatural population of the Southeast appears to be conducting negotiations, plotting violence, flirting aggressively, or all three simultaneously.

Meanwhile, the poor humans in the diner are beginning to suspect that maybe the weird guy in the corner with tusks and a battle axe isn’t actually wearing cosplay.

Set in the bizarre world of the Waffle Haus Internal Supernatural Security Corps, Siege of Waffle Haus 1347 asks the important questions:

• What happens when monsters discover all-you-can-eat hash browns?
• How many supernatural incidents can one diner survive before the health inspector gives up entirely?
• And can civilization itself endure one more late-night shift?

Printed in rich, vivid detail, this poster is perfect for:

• Fans of urban fantasy with a sense of humor
• Readers who think Tolkien needed more short-order cooks
• Veterans of the midnight Waffle Haus experience
• Tabletop RPG players who know every campaign eventually derails into diner violence
• Anyone who has ever looked around a Waffle House at 1:30 AM and thought, “Honestly, this already feels like neutral ground for monsters.”

Equal parts fantasy adventure, supernatural mayhem, and Southern-fried absurdity, this poster belongs in your office, library, game room, or directly above the place where you make poor decisions after midnight.

Because at Waffle Haus, everyone is welcome.

Even the orcs.