Siege of 1347 - Charlie the Necromancer

At most diners, “playing with your food” means making little mashed-potato mountains.

At Waffle Haus #1347, it means animating a breakfast steak into a tap-dancing meat golem before breakfast.

This delightfully absurd decal from Siege of Waffle Haus 1347 captures a rare peaceful moment between supernatural catastrophes: one bored magical kid, one deeply patient Waffle Haus Sheriff, and one breakfast entrée violating several laws of nature while absolutely crushing a soft-shoe routine.

Standing behind the counter with the exhausted expression of a man who has:

• survived Orc sieges
• negotiated with sirens
• concealed eldritch horrors from the police
• and unclogged the employee restroom after Goblin Taco Tuesday…

…Aloysius Q. Fortenberry delivers the timeless wisdom:

“STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD!”

Will the kid listen?

Of course not.

The steak has rhythm now.

Perfect for:

• Fans of urban fantasy and supernatural comedy
• RPG players and chaotic-neutral spellcasters
• Parents of weird children
• Anyone who believes breakfast should occasionally become sentient
• Veterans of late-night Waffle Haus incidents

Featuring rich diner-horror detail, deadpan magical humor, and exactly the kind of nonsense you’d expect from a restaurant protected by Faerie glamour, this decal looks fantastic on laptops, water bottles, gaming cases, coffee mugs, toolboxes, or refrigerators containing suspicious leftovers.

Waffle Haus #1347
Where the coffee is strong, the hash browns are scattered, and occasionally the Salisbury steak develops stage presence.

• Vinyl.
• Sizes: 3″ × 4″ (7. 6 × 10. 2 cm), 4″ × 6″ (10. 2 × 15. 2 cm), 6″ × 8″ (15. 2 × 20. 3 cm), 8″ × 10″ (20. 3 × 25. 4 cm).
• Satin finish.
• 1/8″ (3. 2 mm) white border around the printed perimeter.
• Removable adhesive leaves no residue.
• Bubble-free and dishwasher-safe.
• Water, scratch, and UV resistant.
• Perfect for indoor and outdoor use.
• Blank product sourced from the US.
• Disclaimers:. The vinyl is white and a transparent background isn't possible. The backing paper features a small barcode. Small details closer than 0. 3″ (8 mm) may be cut out as one shape. Due to printing technology, lighter color designs may appear with a grainy pattern. Orders with multiple stickers may be grouped on the same backing sheet. This product is made on demand. No minimums.