Siege of 1347 - Chorus Line

Welcome to the legendary Siege of Waffle Haus #1347 — the only place in Texas where the coffee is bottomless, the customers are supernatural, and the police tactical team is one bad decision away from getting line-danced into another dimension.

This gloriously chaotic decal captures the exact moment an ordinary late-night Waffle Haus turns into a full-blown paranormal hostage crisis featuring orcs, elves, necromancers, cryptids, tactical deputies, and one exhausted short-order sorcerer trying to keep everybody alive long enough to finish breakfast.

And honestly?
Things were going pretty well until somebody shot the siren waitress.

Featuring richly detailed fantasy-horror diner art and enough chaotic energy to power an entire Waffle Haus jukebox, this decal is perfect for:

• Fans of urban fantasy and weird Southern horror
• Veterans, first responders, and night-shift survivors
• Tabletop RPG players and cryptid enthusiasts
• Anyone who has ever witnessed a Waffle Haus altercation and thought, “Yeah, that tracks.”

Highlights include:

• Aloysius Q. Fortenberry attempting diplomacy with the patience of a man one cup away from magical homicide
• A conga line of cops and monsters outside in the rain
• The tactical wisdom of “No cops. Concealed means concealed.”
• A shoggoth eating breakfast in peace
• A luska who just wants coffee and hash browns
• Lieutenant Andrew Spurgle, the worst hostage negotiator in Texas

Perfect for toolboxes, laptops, gaming cases, hard coolers, water bottles, or the front window of any establishment where the phrase “scattered, smothered, and spellbound” sounds less like a slogan and more like a warning.

Waffle Haus #1347
Come for the hash browns.
Stay because the police have surrounded the building.

• Vinyl.
• Sizes: 3″ × 4″ (7. 6 × 10. 2 cm), 4″ × 6″ (10. 2 × 15. 2 cm), 6″ × 8″ (15. 2 × 20. 3 cm), 8″ × 10″ (20. 3 × 25. 4 cm).
• Satin finish.
• 1/8″ (3. 2 mm) white border around the printed perimeter.
• Removable adhesive leaves no residue.
• Bubble-free and dishwasher-safe.
• Water, scratch, and UV resistant.
• Perfect for indoor and outdoor use.
• Blank product sourced from the US.
• Disclaimers:. The vinyl is white and a transparent background isn't possible. The backing paper features a small barcode. Small details closer than 0. 3″ (8 mm) may be cut out as one shape. Due to printing technology, lighter color designs may appear with a grainy pattern. Orders with multiple stickers may be grouped on the same backing sheet. This product is made on demand. No minimums.