{"product_id":"siege-of-1347-chorus-line","title":"Siege of 1347 -   Chorus Line","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"248\"\u003eWelcome to the legendary \u003cstrong data-start=\"25\" data-end=\"55\"\u003eSiege of Waffle Haus #1347\u003c\/strong\u003e — the only place in Texas where the coffee is bottomless, the customers are supernatural, and the police tactical team is one bad decision away from getting line-danced into another dimension.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"250\" data-end=\"597\"\u003eThis gloriously chaotic decal captures the exact moment an ordinary late-night Waffle Haus turns into a full-blown paranormal hostage crisis featuring orcs, elves, necromancers, cryptids, tactical deputies, and one exhausted short-order sorcerer trying to keep everybody alive long enough to finish breakfast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"684\"\u003eAnd honestly?\u003cbr data-start=\"612\" data-end=\"615\"\u003eThings were going pretty well until somebody shot the siren waitress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"829\"\u003eFeaturing richly detailed fantasy-horror diner art and enough chaotic energy to power an entire Waffle Haus jukebox, this decal is perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"1080\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"881\"\u003eFans of urban fantasy and weird Southern horror\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"939\"\u003eVeterans, first responders, and night-shift survivors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"988\"\u003eTabletop RPG players and cryptid enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"1080\"\u003eAnyone who has ever witnessed a Waffle Haus altercation and thought, “Yeah, that tracks.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1082\" data-end=\"1101\"\u003eHighlights include:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1102\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1102\" data-end=\"1212\"\u003eAloysius Q. 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