Siege of 1347 - Spurgle

There are exactly two things every Waffle Haus Sheriff fears:

1. An Orc riot during third shift
2. Straight cops noticing the customers aren’t actually human

This hilariously disastrous decal captures the exact moment operational security completely falls apart outside Waffle Haus #1347. Rain pours down, police tactical teams surround the building, and one deeply confused lieutenant attempts hostage negotiations with what he believes are:

• “Gandalf”
• a goblin
• a dog-boy
• a sharkopus
• and a mermaid

Honestly?
That’s still more accurate than most police dispatch descriptions.

Meanwhile, inside the diner, Aloysius Q. Fortenberry stands in full sorcerous glory looking profoundly exhausted by the entire situation, while the supernatural customers quietly sip coffee and wonder whether anybody should explain that the “dog-boy” is actually a werewolf accountant from Plano.

Inspired by the chaos of Siege of Waffle Haus #1347, this decal perfectly captures the sacred Waffle Haus balance between late-night diner energy and full-scale paranormal incident response.

Features include:

• Tactical police confusion
• Glamour magic failing at the worst possible time
• A goblin who just wanted hash browns
• One extremely done-with-this-shit sorcerer
• The universal Waffle Haus atmosphere of “this somehow feels normal”

Perfect for:

• Urban fantasy fans
• RPG players and cryptid enthusiasts
• Night-shift veterans and first responders
• Anyone who has ever witnessed a Waffle House incident and thought, “There’s probably magic involved.”

Stick it on your laptop, toolbox, gaming case, gun safe, water bottle, or patrol car dashboard and celebrate the brave men and women of WHISSC who work tirelessly to keep supernatural nonsense from becoming paperwork.

Waffle Haus #1347
Come for the waffles.
Stay because the SWAT team has the parking lot surrounded.

• Vinyl.
• Sizes: 3″ × 4″ (7. 6 × 10. 2 cm), 4″ × 6″ (10. 2 × 15. 2 cm), 6″ × 8″ (15. 2 × 20. 3 cm), 8″ × 10″ (20. 3 × 25. 4 cm).
• Satin finish.
• 1/8″ (3. 2 mm) white border around the printed perimeter.
• Removable adhesive leaves no residue.
• Bubble-free and dishwasher-safe.
• Water, scratch, and UV resistant.
• Perfect for indoor and outdoor use.
• Blank product sourced from the US.
• Disclaimers:. The vinyl is white and a transparent background isn't possible. The backing paper features a small barcode. Small details closer than 0. 3″ (8 mm) may be cut out as one shape. Due to printing technology, lighter color designs may appear with a grainy pattern. Orders with multiple stickers may be grouped on the same backing sheet. This product is made on demand. No minimums.