{"product_id":"tactical-acquisition-specialist-decal","title":"Tactical Acquisition Specialist Decal","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"117\"\u003eBehind every successful military operation is a Tactical Acquisition Specialist quietly asking, “You gonna use that?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"119\" data-end=\"528\"\u003eThis decal\/morale patch proudly honors an unofficial logistician of the E4 Mafia: an uplifted wombat who can locate, acquire, repurpose, relocate, or “temporarily safeguard” nearly anything not physically chained to the floor. Radios, batteries, tools, office chairs, suspiciously high-end coffee makers — if it vanished from supply, chances are a Tactical Acquisition Specialist already has a guy for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"759\"\u003eFeaturing a smug, combat-boot-wearing wombat radiating pure junior-enlisted confidence, this design captures the exact energy of someone who absolutely knows where your missing equipment went and has no intention of admitting it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"761\" data-end=\"773\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"774\" data-end=\"1031\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"774\" data-end=\"806\"\u003eVeterans and active-duty E4s\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"857\"\u003eMechanics, engineers, and supply-room cryptids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"902\"\u003eFans of military humor and absurd sci-fi\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"965\"\u003eToolboxes, hard cases, laptops, lockers, and morale boards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"966\" data-end=\"1031\"\u003eAnyone whose inventory process involves “creative reassignment”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1033\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003eAvailable as a durable decal or morale patch, this piece delivers maximum barracks-humor energy with just enough plausible deniability to survive inspection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1192\" data-end=\"1201\"\u003eRemember:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1203\" data-end=\"1252\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e“It’s not stealing.\u003cbr data-start=\"1222\" data-end=\"1225\"\u003eIt’s tactical acquisition.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Vinyl with satin finish\u003cbr\u003e• Sizes: 3″ × 4″ (7.6 × 10.2 cm), 4″ × 6″ (10.2 × 15.2 cm), 6″ × 8″ (15.2 × 20.3 cm), 8″ × 10″ (20.3 × 25.4 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Removable adhesive\u003cbr\u003e• Bubble-free application\u003cbr\u003e• Water, scratch, and UV resistant\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher-safe\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for indoor and outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from the US\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 Years\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kelly Grayson Author Store","offers":[{"title":"3″×4″","offer_id":44134095388708,"sku":"9626073_24971","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×6″","offer_id":44134095421476,"sku":"9626073_24972","price":11.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6″×8″","offer_id":44134095454244,"sku":"9626073_24973","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″×10″","offer_id":44134095487012,"sku":"9626073_24974","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/0201\/0660\/files\/kiss-cut-vinyl-decals-satin-6x8-front-69f3c2999c523.jpg?v=1777582775","url":"https:\/\/kelly-grayson-author-store.myshopify.com\/products\/tactical-acquisition-specialist-decal","provider":"Kelly Grayson Author Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}