{"product_id":"warrumbungle-campaign-20x30-poster-unframed","title":"Warrumbungle Campaign 20x30 Poster Unframed","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"18\"\u003eWar changes a man.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"20\" data-end=\"146\"\u003eApparently it also changes wombats, mongooses, honey badgers, and the structural integrity of several Australian cave systems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"148\" data-end=\"640\"\u003eThis stunning sequel poster for \u003cem data-start=\"180\" data-end=\"232\"\u003eCecil the Combat Wombat: The Warrumbungle Campaign\u003c\/em\u003e features cover art by \u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003eCedar Sanderson\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e and introduces readers to the next chapter in the increasingly deranged military career of Lieutenant Cecil Dundee: combat wombat, reluctant officer, veteran tunnel fighter, and the only marsupial alive capable of filing after-action reports involving vegetable oil and tactical buttplug extraction analogies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"859\"\u003eFresh off the Battle of Wombeya Caverns, Cecil and First Engineers are deployed north into the Warrumbungle region to investigate rumors of a clandestine enemy uplifting lab hidden deep beneath the Australian outback.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"861\" data-end=\"887\"\u003eThe mission sounds simple:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"972\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"914\"\u003eInfiltrate a cave system\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"915\" data-end=\"936\"\u003eGather intelligence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"954\"\u003eAvoid detection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"955\" data-end=\"972\"\u003eDon’t get eaten\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"974\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003eNaturally, absolutely everything goes catastrophically sideways.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003eThis time around, the chaos escalates with:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1084\" data-end=\"1488\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1084\" data-end=\"1136\"\u003eGenetically uplifted Nepalese mongeese commandos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1175\"\u003eKnife fights in ventilation shafts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1176\" data-end=\"1244\"\u003eHoney badgers with automatic weapons and anger management issues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1245\" data-end=\"1289\"\u003eSecret Soviet-backed bioengineering labs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1290\" data-end=\"1315\"\u003eTactical cave warfare\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003eExplosive decompression of enemy morale\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1402\"\u003eOne VERY memorable naked combat charge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1403\" data-end=\"1488\"\u003eThe Army once again proving that logistics is merely organized theft with paperwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1490\" data-end=\"1534\"\u003eAnd then there’s Lance Corporal Binsa Hamal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1536\" data-end=\"1702\"\u003eBeautiful. Deadly. Armed with a kukri the size of a canoe paddle and enough confidence to verbally body-check Australian officers for improper mongoose pluralization.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1704\" data-end=\"1725\"\u003e“Mongooses,” you say?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1727\" data-end=\"1733\"\u003eWrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1735\" data-end=\"1746\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1735\" data-end=\"1746\"\u003eMongeese.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1748\" data-end=\"1779\"\u003eSay otherwise at your own risk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1781\" data-end=\"1816\"\u003eInside these pages you’ll discover:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1817\" data-end=\"2248\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1817\" data-end=\"1912\"\u003eWhy uplifted honey badgers remain nature’s most convincing argument for orbital bombardment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1913\" data-end=\"1995\"\u003eWhy wombats should never be extracted from ventilation shafts with cooking oil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1996\" data-end=\"2065\"\u003eWhy combat engineers should not be trusted with requisition forms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2066\" data-end=\"2148\"\u003eWhy every military unit eventually becomes organized crime with rank structure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2149\" data-end=\"2248\"\u003eWhy no one, under any circumstances, should ever underestimate a smiling mongoose holding a knife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2250\" data-end=\"2413\"\u003eThe tone lands somewhere between:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2284\" data-end=\"2292\"\u003eAliens\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2292\" data-end=\"2295\"\u003emeets \u003cem data-start=\"2301\" data-end=\"2318\"\u003eBlack Hawk Down\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2318\" data-end=\"2321\"\u003emeets \u003cem data-start=\"2327\" data-end=\"2338\"\u003eDiscworld\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2338\" data-end=\"2341\"\u003eafter a drunken barracks lawyer rewrote the Geneva Convention in crayon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2415\" data-end=\"2587\"\u003ePrinted in gorgeous detail with Cedar Sanderson’s cinematic artwork, this poster perfectly captures the lethal swagger and glorious absurdity of the sequel. It’s ideal for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2588\" data-end=\"2884\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2588\" data-end=\"2616\"\u003eVeterans with dark humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2617\" data-end=\"2641\"\u003eMilitary sci-fi fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2642\" data-end=\"2712\"\u003eReaders who think “too ridiculous” is a challenge, not a criticism\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2713\" data-end=\"2811\"\u003eAnyone who has ever served under officers held together by caffeine, profanity, and pure spite\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2812\" data-end=\"2884\"\u003ePeople who appreciate tactical marsupials and professional-grade chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2886\" data-end=\"2984\"\u003eHang it proudly in your office, workshop, gaming room, barracks, or clandestine uplift laboratory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2986\" data-end=\"3000\"\u003eJust remember:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3002\" data-end=\"3035\"\u003eThe enemy may have honey badgers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3037\" data-end=\"3070\"\u003eBut First Engineers has mongeese.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3072\" data-end=\"3096\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eAnd they brought kukris.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 10 mil (0.25 mm) thick\u003cbr\u003e• Slightly glossy\u003cbr\u003e• Fingerprint resistant \u003cbr\u003e• Paper sourced from Japan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. 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