{"product_id":"wombat-prime-20x30-poster-unframed","title":"Wombat Prime 20x30 Poster Unframed","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"183\"\u003eSome heroes are born.\u003cbr data-start=\"21\" data-end=\"24\"\u003eSome are made.\u003cbr data-start=\"38\" data-end=\"41\"\u003eAnd some are genetically engineered, weaponized by the Australian Army, issued a rifle, and somehow become \u003cem data-start=\"148\" data-end=\"154\"\u003eless\u003c\/em\u003e housebroken after promotion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"468\"\u003eThis stunning poster featuring Cedar Sanderson’s cover art for \u003cem data-start=\"248\" data-end=\"262\"\u003eWombat Prime\u003c\/em\u003e celebrates the rise of Major Brian Lee Gnad — the original uplifted wombat soldier, decorated war hero, tactical genius, and patron saint of unauthorized acquisitions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"470\" data-end=\"601\"\u003eBefore there was Cecil Dundee.\u003cbr data-start=\"500\" data-end=\"503\"\u003eBefore Platypus Platoon.\u003cbr data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"530\"\u003eBefore P.U.S.S. became the single funniest acronym in military history…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"603\" data-end=\"620\"\u003e…there was Brian.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"1091\"\u003eBorn in a biochamber beneath the University of Adelaide as Subject 113-26-D13, Brian survived where thousands of experiments failed. He became the first successful uplifted wombat in military service, the first sentient marsupial officer in the Australian Army, and living proof that giving a six-foot armored digging machine opposable thumbs and combat training was either visionary leadership or a catastrophic lapse in judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003eThis poster captures him in his prime:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1151\"\u003ebattle-hardened\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1152\" data-end=\"1168\"\u003eoverburdened\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1169\" data-end=\"1185\"\u003eunder-rested\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1186\" data-end=\"1203\"\u003eheavily armed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1204\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003ecarrying enough gear to invade Tasmania alone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1292\"\u003eThe image radiates the exact energy of:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"1293\" data-end=\"1358\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1295\" data-end=\"1358\"\u003e“I dug under your defensive perimeter while you were sleeping.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1796\"\u003eFans of the series will recognize \u003cem data-start=\"1394\" data-end=\"1408\"\u003eWombat Prime\u003c\/em\u003e as the story where the legend grows larger than the soldier himself. Brian isn’t just fighting insurgents anymore — he’s shaping the future of uplifted species in the Australian military while trying desperately to keep younger wombats like Cecil Dundee and Ian McMurtrie from getting arrested, blown up, or banned from every strip club in Adelaide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1798\" data-end=\"1830\"\u003e(He is not entirely successful.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1832\" data-end=\"1841\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1842\" data-end=\"2183\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1842\" data-end=\"1872\"\u003eTactical wombat excellence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1873\" data-end=\"1923\"\u003ePeak “special operations marsupial” aesthetics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1924\" data-end=\"1994\"\u003eEnough combat gear to violate several chiropractor recommendations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1995\" data-end=\"2104\"\u003eThe grim stare of a being who has absolutely buried explosives beneath your command post before breakfast\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2105\" data-end=\"2183\"\u003eCedar Sanderson artwork so good you can practically smell CLP and eucalyptus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2185\" data-end=\"2197\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2198\" data-end=\"2493\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2198\" data-end=\"2225\"\u003eMilitary sci-fi readers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2226\" data-end=\"2294\"\u003eVeterans who understand “good initiative, questionable legality”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2295\" data-end=\"2332\"\u003eFans of \u003cem data-start=\"2305\" data-end=\"2330\"\u003eCecil the Combat Wombat\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2333\" data-end=\"2390\"\u003ePeople who appreciate elite combat engineers with fur\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2391\" data-end=\"2493\"\u003eAnyone who has ever solved a logistical problem through theft, tunneling, or weaponized stubbornness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2495\" data-end=\"2514\"\u003eLooks fantastic in:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2515\" data-end=\"2685\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2515\" data-end=\"2526\"\u003eOffices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2527\" data-end=\"2544\"\u003eReading nooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2545\" data-end=\"2558\"\u003eWorkshops\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2559\" data-end=\"2571\"\u003eBarracks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2572\" data-end=\"2588\"\u003eGaming rooms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2589\" data-end=\"2685\"\u003eAnywhere that could benefit from the silent moral support of a heavily armed marsupial officer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2687\" data-end=\"2743\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2687\" data-end=\"2701\"\u003eWombat Prime\u003c\/em\u003e reminds us that heroes come in all forms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2745\" data-end=\"2872\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eSometimes they come carrying a rifle, seventy pounds of combat gear, and enough buried trauma to excavate a new highway system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 10 mil (0.25 mm) thick\u003cbr\u003e• Slightly glossy\u003cbr\u003e• Fingerprint resistant \u003cbr\u003e• Paper sourced from Japan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. 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