Aloysius Diplomacy Decal

Meet Aloysius Q. Fortenberry: Sorcerer of the Seven Clans, W.H.I.S.S.C. operative, Waffle Haus Sheriff for the Texas District, and living proof that arcane power and diner coffee are a dangerous combination.

Equal parts mystical lawman, breakfast-table philosopher, and professional dispenser of frontier justice, Aloysius has spent years defending Waffle Haus from supernatural threats, interdimensional nonsense, and customers who get mouthy before their second cup of coffee. This richly detailed decal captures the sheriff in his natural habitat: seated at the table, staff close at hand, coffee in one fist, and dispensing homespun wisdom about diplomacy through the time-honored educational tool known as an ass-whoopin’.

Perfect for:

• Toolboxes, gun safes, and workshop walls
• RPG binders and gaming cases
• Coffee stations and garage fridges
• Fans of fantasy westerns and tactical sarcasm
• Anyone whose conflict-resolution style begins with “I tried being nice.”

Featuring a weathered fantasy aesthetic and enough chaotic authority to make lesser beings nervous, this decal looks equally at home on a laptop, water bottle, vehicle window, or the front door of a diner where brawls are technically prohibited.

"Technically."

Official motto of the Texas District:

“Peace is preferable.
But some folks insist on attending the remedial course.”

• Vinyl with satin finish
• Sizes: 3″ × 4″ (7.6 × 10.2 cm), 4″ × 6″ (10.2 × 15.2 cm), 6″ × 8″ (15.2 × 20.3 cm), 8″ × 10″ (20.3 × 25.4 cm)
• Removable adhesive
• Bubble-free application
• Water, scratch, and UV resistant
• Dishwasher-safe
• Perfect for indoor and outdoor use
• Blank product sourced from the US

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 Years

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