Binsa Hamal Kukri and Explosives Men's Tee Shirt

SPECIAL DETACHMENT 14

“Peace Through Poor Impulse Control.”
You’ve worn tactical shirts before.
You’ve worn military shirts before.
But have you ever worn a shirt featuring a heavily armed uplifted Nepalese mongoose calmly explaining the practical applications of kukris and high explosives?
No.
No, you have not.
This shirt is for:

• veterans with unresolved caffeine dependency
• paramedics who laugh at inappropriate times
• tabletop gamers banned from three separate campaigns
• and anyone who has ever looked at a dangerous situation and thought:

“This could absolutely be improved with violence.”

FRONT GRAPHIC
An elite operator mongoose delivering hard-earned tactical wisdom with the confidence of someone who has absolutely violated multiple Geneva Suggestions.
BACK GRAPHIC
The legendary Australian Army, Special Detachment 14
Five Nepalese mongeese.
Zero supervision.
One operational doctrine:

“Advance aggressively and let God sort the paperwork.”

SLEEVE PRINT
SPECIAL DETACHMENT 14
Because subtlety is for cowards and New Zealand intelligence officers.

FEATURES

• Soft enough for everyday wear.
• Durable enough for bar fights, convention halls, and awkward HR meetings.
• Scientifically engineered to attract:
  • gun nerds
  • infantry veterans
  • chaotic dungeon masters
  • and at least one divorced firefighter named Mick.

WARNING
Wearing this shirt may result in:

• strangers yelling “OI CUNT” approvingly
• being asked what your MOS was
• tactical knife discussions at gas stations
• and uncomfortable questions from airport security.

SPECIAL DETACHMENT 14
“Cute. Heavily armed. Operationally questionable.”

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (180g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Drop shoulder sleeves
• 1 × 1 ribbed collar reinforced neckline
• Tear-away tag
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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