Cecil Classic With Unit Patch

Some units get fancy mottos.
Some get polished recruitment posters.

First Engineers got a pile of octahedral wombat shit and the words:

“DROP TWENTY AND ROLL FOR DAMAGE.”

Honestly? That tells you everything you need to know.

This premium military sci-fi tee features the battle-ready image of Sergeant Cecil Dundee on the front — exhausted, armored, heavily armed, and carrying the emotional burden of every wombat under his command — alongside the official First Engineers unit patch printed on the right sleeve.

And that sleeve patch?
That’s not just decoration. That’s unit pride.

The octahedral “mortar rounds” are a direct reference to uplifted wombat physiology, military-grade sarcasm, and the kind of barracks humor that develops when you spend too much time underground with explosives, sleep deprivation, and corporals who definitely should not be left unsupervised around wildlife.

Cecil isn’t some fearless action hero screaming battle cries while slow-motion explosions erupt behind him. He’s a combat engineer platoon sergeant trying to:

• keep his wombats alive,
• survive catastrophic leadership decisions,
• improvise miracles with nonexistent logistics,
• and make it through one more Goddamned patrol without somebody getting ventilated by insurgents or disemboweled by cybernetically enhanced honey badgers.

Which is exactly why his troops would follow him anywhere.

This shirt is for:

• readers who love military sci-fi with heart underneath the gunfire
• veterans who know the real heroes are usually the tired NCOs holding everything together with caffeine, profanity, and duct tape
• tabletop gamers who immediately understood the patch and laughed anyway
• anyone who appreciates gallows humor, loyalty, and competent professionals under impossible pressure

Features:

• Front graphic of Cecil in full combat gear
• Official First Engineers sleeve patch
• Extremely high probability of attracting comments from fellow nerds, veterans, and suspiciously enthusiastic D&D players
• May increase resistance to bullshit orders by up to 15%

Wear it proudly.

Because when the tunnels get dark, the radios fail, and the honey badgers start screaming in Russian…

You want the wombats on your side.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (180g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Drop shoulder sleeves
• 1 × 1 ribbed collar reinforced neckline
• Tear-away tag
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

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