Cecil the Combat Wombat 20x30 Poster Unframed

War is Hell.

War involving genetically uplifted, foul-mouthed Australian wombats with combat engineering training is apparently funny Hell.

This gloriously unhinged poster for Cecil the Combat Wombat features cover art by Cedar Sanderson and captures Sergeant Cecil Dundee in all his armored marsupial magnificence: heavily armed, profoundly traumatized, and probably one sarcastic comment away from committing a war crime with military-grade explosives.

Set in a future Australia where uplifted animals fight alongside human soldiers, Cecil the Combat Wombat asks the important questions:

• What if wombats became sentient?
• What if they joined the Army?
• What if one of them developed PTSD, a whiskey habit, and an intense hatred of incompetent lieutenants?
• What if honey badgers got uplifted too, and everyone immediately regretted it?

The answer is this magnificent fever dream of military sci-fi chaos.

Inside this story you’ll find:

• Combat wombats specialized in tunnel warfare
• A therapist trying desperately to unpack marsupial trauma
• Tactical acquisition of a stolen refrigerator
• The legendary “Ink Pen of Doom”
• Weaponized wombat mating pheromones
• Genetically enhanced honey badgers fueled by rage and Russian engineering
• More Australian profanity than a rugby riot behind a pub

Imagine:
Starship Troopers
meets Generation Kill
meets Watership Down
after twelve Foster’s and a disastrous briefing from a second lieutenant with terminal cranial-rectal inversion.

Printed in rich detail with cinematic artwork and enough attitude to frighten a drill sergeant, this poster is perfect for:

• Military sci-fi fans
• Veterans with dark humor
• Readers who enjoy “this should not work, but somehow absolutely does” fiction
• People who appreciate tactical marsupials
• Anyone who has ever muttered, “I swear to God, Lieutenant…”

Hang it in your office, barracks, workshop, gaming room, or suspiciously well-fortified shed and enjoy the inevitable question:

“Why is that wombat wearing body armor and carrying an assault rifle?”

To which you will proudly answer:

“Because honey badgers don’t fear anything… except organized wombat ass.”

Cecil the Combat Wombat
Drop twenty and roll for damage.