Cecil the Combat Wombat - Mongeese

The ladies of Australian Army Special Detachment 14 are here to remind the Aboriginal Resistance Movement of one very important tactical reality:

If you hear tiny boots, jingling gear, and someone muttering in Nepalese behind you…

…it is already entirely too late.

Straight from Cecil the Combat Wombat: The Warrumbungle Campaign, this gloriously dangerous decal features Corporal Binsa Hamal and her infamous squad of uplifted “mongeese” — knife-fighting infiltration specialists with attitude problems, sticky fingers, and a deeply casual relationship with military regulations.

Officially, they are:

• elite reconnaissance troops
• stealth experts
• subterranean warfare specialists
• decorated combat veterans

Unofficially, they are:

• the reason quartermasters drink
• the reason honey badgers fear the dark
• and the reason Sergeant McMurtrie suddenly started combing his fur before briefings

Armed with suppressed carbines, kukris the size of canoe paddles, and enough chaotic energy to violate several NATO conventions simultaneously, the women of Special Detachment 14 proved one thing during the Warrumbungle Campaign:

Wombats may hold the line…

…but the mongeese are what you send through the ventilation shaft.

Perfect for:

• Fans of military sci-fi and absurdist combat humor
• Readers who like their special operators short, stabby, and terrifyingly competent
• Veterans of the E4 Mafia
• Anyone who has ever “acquired” government property for morale purposes
• People who understand that “self-contained unit” is Army code for “definitely stole a refrigerator”

Printed in rich detail and packed with battlefield swagger, this decal looks fantastic on laptops, gun safes, ammo cans, toolboxes, water bottles, and suspiciously unregistered tactical coolers.

Special Detachment 14
Silent. Deadly. Probably drunk.
And yes — the plural is mongeese.