Corporal Ian McMurtrie of the First Engineer Detachment has three known talents:
- Being the finest sapper in the Australian Army
- Creative interpretation of military regulations
- Turning a highly classified biological side effect into a suspiciously profitable side hustle
This gloriously unhinged decal features Australia’s most entrepreneurial combat wombat running an off-the-books “gaming dice” operation with the confidence of a specialist who absolutely cannot be court-martialed because technically nobody wrote a regulation covering bioengineered octahedral wombat turds.
Yet.
Thanks to uplifted wombat physiology and a few questionable defense-contractor decisions, Ian’s reinforced internal armor plating produces naturally occurring octahedrons. Most uplifted wombats consider this a mildly embarrassing medical curiosity.
Ian saw a business opportunity.
Perfect for:
- Tabletop RPG players and dice goblins
- Veterans and military humor enthusiasts
- Fans of absurd sci-fi worldbuilding
- People who know exactly what the E4 Mafia is
- Anyone who respects criminal innovation and strong work ethic
Printed in richly detailed military-fantasy style, this decal delivers maximum “barracks economist” energy whether it’s slapped on a laptop, dice case, toolbox, water bottle, ammo can, or the side of a vehicle that definitely failed inspection twice.
“All sales final. No returns.”
Mostly because nobody wants the provenance confirmed.
• Vinyl with satin finish
• Sizes: 3″ × 4″ (7.6 × 10.2 cm), 4″ × 6″ (10.2 × 15.2 cm), 6″ × 8″ (15.2 × 20.3 cm), 8″ × 10″ (20.3 × 25.4 cm)
• Removable adhesive
• Bubble-free application
• Water, scratch, and UV resistant
• Dishwasher-safe
• Perfect for indoor and outdoor use
• Blank product sourced from the US
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 Years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
